Strip Club Sees Red Over Snoke’s Throne Room
In what must be a first for the wholesome Disney brand, the entertainment giant may be hit with a lawsuit from a strip club. According to Magic City representatives, the decor of Supreme Leader Snoke’s throne room is a bit too similar to the Atlanta-based club’s infamous upscale Murda Dat P#%*& Blood on the Pole VIP Champagne Room.
“The exact same color walls, identical lap dance thrones… hell, they even ripped off my client’s booty drop-friendly chandeliers,” said Magic City’s attorney Stewart Feingold. To get an unbiased second opinion, FSW reached out to Jedi master and known cabaret aficionado Ki-Adi-Mundi, who agreed that the similarities are problematic.
Unsurprisingly Disney has yet to comment on the allegations or potential legal action regarding the matter. Insiders believe the House of Mouse has two options: digitally alter the throne room in question, which would be easy considering how much of it is CG to begin with. Or, pay Magic City hush money to go away in order to avoid negative press.
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