Resistance X-Wing Squad Grounded After Pilot Drew Human Penis in Sky
OH SNAP! The Resistance has grounded one of its X-wing Squadrons after they used their advanced starfighters to draw a human penis in the sky.
The Incom T-85 X-wing flew in an unusual air pattern in the skies over Naboo’s capital city of Theed last week, using the condensed air trail from its exhaust to draw the giant phallic image.
Pictures of the human male reproductive organ suspended in the sky immediately went viral on the holonet.
The Resistance, which is trying to crack down on sexual assault in its ranks, issued a formal apology for what it called an “irresponsible and immature act.”
Vice Admiral Amilyn Holdo, a commander within the Resistance, issued this statement.
“Sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in Resistance aviation today. We will investigate this incident to get all the facts and act accordingly.”
No official word on which pilot drew the penis but rumors surrounding the event point to Temmin “Snap” Wexley of Black Squadron being the pilot in question.
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