Daisy Ridley Latest Suspect In #WhoBitBeyonce Mystery
Did Rey chomp on Bey?
Daisy Ridley is the latest celebrity suspected of being the unnamed actress who bit Beyoncé during an afterparty in Los Angeles for husband JAY-Z held late last year. The Star Wars actress joins a long list of rumored Queen B biters, including Lena Dunham, Sanaa Lathan, Rihanna, and Sara Foster. According to a leading member of “The Beyhive”, Ridley was seen flashing a toothy grin in Hova’s general direction, which irritated Bey.
“You can’t be wearing a Mary Sue smile around JAY and not expect Queen B to start poppin’ off. I’m no expert on the Jedi code, but I’m pretty sure biting ain’t allowed, and that’s exactly what I think Daisy did. Her teeth match the impression left on Bey’s cheek.”
The latest #WhoBitBeyonce conspiracy gets even weirder. A source has revealed that Ridley’s iced out grill has been missing since December. Could the grill be the key to solving the mystery? Not so, if you believe President of the John Boyega And Daisy Ridley Peanut Power Fan Club, Rick Sturges. “From the online forensics I have gathered, the bite was not aggressive in the least. It was playful and noninvasive, which is simply not in line with the damage Daisy’s grill would do.”
So it seems the jury is still out on whether or not Ridley was the Beyoncé biter. In any case, we’re hoping she gets name-dropped in the inevitable JAY-Z verse about the whole ordeal.
