Man Wearing Snoke Mask to Scare Daughter Arrested
THEED, NABOO — A human male allegedly dressed as the late Supreme Leader of the First Order as a means of scaring his young step-daughter, has been arrested along with a neighbor by Naboo Royal Security Forces on Tuesday evening.
Royal Guards were called to the 500 block of Binks Boulevard in Theed just before 10:30 p.m. when a woman called the NRSF with a report of a small Gungan child being chased by a tall humanoid in a golden robe. According to a police report, the girl then ran into an unlocked neighboring apartment and asked the family inside if she could stay there because “Snoke” was chasing her.
The apartment’s occupant, 41-year-old Rodian Dondo Tweezerpunch reportedly told Security Forces he shut out the lights and looked out the window to see “an ugly bald humanoid” in the yard wearing a gold robe. That’s when cops say Tweezerpunch fired his blaster through the window. According to the report, Tweezerpunch later told officers that he had not pointed the gun at the man in the robe.
Police say they smelled spice residue on Tweezerpunch, who reportedly admitted to officers that he’d been smoking a few deathsticks when the girl entered his apartment. Royal Security Forces arrested Tweezerpunch on a charge of operating a firearm while intoxicated.
As for the “Supreme Leader,” cops say the girl’s 25-year-old step-father, Verzin Bibble, nephew of former Naboo Governor Sio Bibble, told them he’d decided to play a prank on his step-daughter to discipline her. Bibble reportedly said he didn’t want to physically punish the girl because her mother had been jailed for abusing her, which granted Bibble full custody of the Gungan girl. Bibble was arrested and charged with child endangerment and inducing panic.
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