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Alleged Swoop Bike Thief Enfys Nest Drives Stolen Swoop to Court

Alleged Swoop Bike Thief Enfys Nest Drives Stolen Swoop to Court

VANDOR — Imperial Police say an individual answering to a stolen-swoop bike charge drove a different stolen swoop to court on Tuesday afternoon. Authorities say Enfys Nest, leader of the notorious Cloud-Riders gang, was at Vandor Imperial Court to appear before a judge on a charge of first-degree larceny and tampering with a motor vehicle from a year prior.

Parking authority agents scanning vehicle ID numbers outside the courthouse found a swoop that had been reported stolen just earlier that day. Stormtroopers kept an eye on the swoop and arrested Nest when she mounted the swoop and tried to drive away. Nest has been charged with second-degree larceny and taking a motor vehicle without the owner’s permission. Nest claimed the swoop he drove to court belonged to her cousin Jamal but the swoop was registered to a completely different person which ended in the arrest of Jamal Nest as well.

The Nest cousins are currently sitting in jail on Vandor with bail set at 50,000 Imperial Credits.

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Link Voximilian

The artist known as Link Voximilian leads the parody department of FSW as the Head of Creative Content. He is an avid fan of Star Wars, Marvel, and Nintendo, a skilled musician, and an aspiring sci-fi/fantasy author. Aside from writing for the site, Link also dabbles in graphic design using MS Paint to create low-effort t-shirt designs. He currently resides in a double-wide, in the middle of nowhere on Corellia, building Lego sculptures, repairing guitars, and collecting way too many dark helmets and masks.

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