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Top 10 Reasons Rian Johnson Deleted 20,000 Of His Tweets

Top 10 Reasons Rian Johnson Deleted 20,000 Of His TweetsIn the wake of director James Gunn’s dismissal over controversial tweets, other filmmakers in the Disney stable are scrambling to delete their “edgy” tweets to avoid suffering the same fate. Chief among them: The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson who recently deleted 20,000 of his tweets in one fell swoop. When questioned, Johnson claimed he only removed the tweets to protect against trolls who might use his words against him. Here’s where things get subverted. See, that’s only partly true. We’ve caught wind of the real story behind why Johnson went hog-wild on the Delete button. Without further ado, Faking Star Wars proudly presents the Top 10 Reasons Rian Johnson Deleted 20,000 Of His Tweets.

Top 10 Reasons Rian Johnson Deleted 20,000 Of His Tweets

For those who can’t view the graphic above, here’s our top 10 in plant text:

Top 10 Reasons Rian Johnson Deleted 20,000 Of His Tweets

10. They weren’t important to Rey’s story

09. Retweeting James Gunn was not so smart

08. How else is he going to fill the day?

07. Inappropriate photos of Jake Skywalker

06. Tweets can prove he was Carrie Fisher’s emoji dealer

05. Warming up before Disney deletes his new trilogy

04. Bob Iger issued #Order66 on all round-headed employees

03. Not enough Trump hate to satisfy the liberal elite

02. He wanted to erase his manbaby past

01. Accidentally hit ‘Delete’ instead of ‘Ruin Star Wars’ button 20,000 times

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