Top 10 Rejected Episode IX Titles
FSW exclusive — one of our intrepid spies managed to talk to J.J. Abrams at a bedouin dress sample sale along the Jordanian border. The prolific filmmaker was tight-lipped as usual, so try as he may, our informant wasn’t able to get Abrams to reveal the title to Episode IX. Fortunately, FSW scored the next best thing as Abrams agreed to shake his head as our spy rambled a few terrible title options at him. We can confirm the following are the Top 10 Rejected Episode IX Titles per Abrams himself.
For those without the benefit of an image viewer, below is the top 10 in plain text. Because we love you.
Top 10 Rejected Episode IX Titles
10. Knights Of Rent Controlled Living Quarters
09. The Happy Ending
08. Retcon Of The Last Jedi
07. NPC-3PO’s Red Dead Redemption
06. Reylo Or Bust
05. Battlefront Man v Superleia: Concord Dawn Of Justice
04. Snokerfield
03. Revenge Of The Russian Twitter Bots
02. Aporgalypse Now
01. Broom Boy’s Epic Air Guitar Solo
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