Top 10 Ways Rian Johnson Celebrated The Last Jedi’s One Year Anniversary
Hard to believe, but it’s been a full year since the release of The Last Jedi — Rian Johnson’s extremely polarizing entry in the Star Wars saga. And what a year! We’ve had Russian troll bots review bombing the movie, Kelly Marie Tran chased off Instagram by Force ghost bullies — even a fan-led campaign to remake Episode VIII. If Johnson’s goal was to feed click-bait sites with his deconstruction of Star Wars, he certainly succeeded. So how does one celebrate such an achievement? Subvert your expectations and prepare for The Top 10 Ways Rian Johnson Celebrated The Last Jedi’s One Year Anniversary!
For those who can’t view the glorious image above, here’s the top 10 in plain text:
Top 10 Ways Rian Johnson Celebrated The Last Jedi’s One Year Anniversary
10. Deleted 10,000 old tweets
09. Got a third discreet Kathleen Kennedy tattoo
08. Used Looper technology to go back in time to destroy Star Wars sooner
07. Baptized in fanboy tears
06. Shaved Death Star into back of round head
05. Converted his man cave into a gender-neutral safe space for soy-based liberals
04. Took his girlfriend’s surname
03. Used friends & family discount to sweeten deals on clearanced toys from his movie
02. Secretly donated $5 million to the Remake the Last Jedi campaign
01. Buried corpse of Star Wars plus millions of Snoke theories in a landfill outside New Jersey
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