Top 10 Signs Rian Johnson Has Already Been Fired From His Star Wars Trilogy
Earlier this week the Twitterverse exploded with news that “a big named director was let go of a major film IP, and that a lot of online trolls would be very happy.” Everyone assumed the rumor referred to The Last Jedi helmer Rian Johnson, but he quickly weighed in, reassuring his fans that the rumor is wrong and he is still working on the trilogy. NOT ACCORDING TO OUR SOURCE, who claims Rian is simply saving face. Our spy went on to detail 10 signs that Johnson has already been fired by Disney CEO Bob Iger. Check them out below and let us know if you think Johnson is in or out of his Star Wars trilogy.
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Top 10 Signs Rian Johnson Has Already Been Fired From His Star Wars Trilogy
10. No longer has Eggmobile parking spot on Lucasfilm lot
09. Karina Longworth suddenly friend-zoning him
08. Ram Bergman won’t reply to his animojis
07. Ron Howard is now following him everywhere
06. Kathleen Kennedy stopped telling him what to do
05. Spotted on the set of fan remake of The Last Jedi
04. Kelly Marie Tran is bullying him on Instagram
03. Jake Skywalker has been wiped from the Jedi archives
02. Russian bots have blocked him on Twitter en masse
01. BB-8 keeps giving him the finger
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