Top 10 Panels At Star Wars Incelebration Chicago
As the galaxy gears up for Star Wars Celebration next month, a smaller, potentially sadder contingent of fans is preparing for the spiritual angry brother to the official convention. Dubbed Star Wars Incelebration by Lucasfilm Story Group member and long-time FSW frenemy, Pablo Hidalgo, the gathering of “incels” is a hot ticket among the angry-white-male-who-blames-women-for-being-unable-to-find-love set.
Not only will Incelebration host the debut of the trailer for the fan remake of The Last Jedi, it will also feature a series of unforgettable panel discussions. FSW pulled some strings and managed to get a list of the Top 10 Panels At Star Wars Incelebration Chicago.
In case your machine can’t handle the 8K image above, here’s the list in plain text.
Top 10 Panels At Star Wars Incelebration Chicago
10. The Chad Awakens: Unleash Your Inner Manliness
09. Pleasure Droid Building 101
08. Sour Grapes: How To Review Bomb Like A Pro
07. The Alt-Right for Left-Handed Jedi
06. Ren And The Art Of Speeder Bike Maintenance
05. Incelebration Of Slave Leia: 300 Hairy Male Cosplayers In Metal Bikinis!
04. Down With The Matriarchy: Dismantling Toxic Femininity
03. How To Hate-Watch The Last Jedi And Not Hate Yourself In The Morning
02. Star Lolz: Kathleen Kennedy’s Greatest Misses
01. Luke Died A Happy Virgin — And You Can, Too!
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