Booker Promises Unaltered Star Wars Trilogy If Elected President
The Democratic debate was full of ups and downs. From Joe Biden misquoting General Hux to Kamala Harris acknowledging that Sheev Palpatine IS the Senate. However, the overall winner of the debate was none other than Cory Booker. The former Newark mayor made the promise of releasing the Star Wars original trilogy in it’s pre-special edition state. This won the hearts of nerds across the country.
Following the debate, we spoke to a few viewers to get their take on Booker’s claim.
“Booker is lying. Only [George Lucas] has access to that and he won’t let some yuppie who claims he can release it, release it.”
-Mark Howard, New Creek, Utah (D)
“WOO!! YES!! HE HAS MY VOTE!!”
-Baxter House, Cleveland, Ohio (D)
“Didn’t Donald Trump make this same promise? I voted for him for this reason. I’ll believe it when I see it.”
-Lilian Chucks, Baltimore, Florida (R)
“Dude, I got it off of Pirate Bay.”
-Kelsey Brandenburg, Raven’s Nest, Oregon (R)
How do you feel about Booker’s promise of releasing the unaltered original trilogy? Do you think he can make this happen? Let us know in the comments below or on Twitter!
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