Frontier Airlines Offers Free Flights To Green Star Wars Aliens
DENVER, COLORADO — Sustainability may be a serious matter, but ultra low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines is adding an element of nerd fun to its Green Week promotion. Not only will anyone with the last name “Green” or “Greene” be able to fly for free on Tuesday, August 13, 2019, but now, any green-skinned alien from the Star Wars universe will also be able to hop on a complimentary flight.
“Our fleet’s fuel efficiency is unmatched by other U.S. airlines and allows Frontier to deliver not only the lowest fares but the most sustainable approach to flying anywhere,” said Barry Biffle, President and CEO of Frontier Airlines. “So why not extend our Green promotion to the greenest members of the galaxy far, far away? If you’re Rodian, Gammorean, Twi’lek, Neimoidian, Trandoshan, Nautolan, Mirialan, or look like Yoda, you’re more than welcome to fly for free on the Galaxy’s Greenest Flight.”
When asked if the extension included humanoids cosplaying as green Star Wars aliens, Biffle said, “Let’s not get crazy. This is for actual, real-life little green men, women, and children from the Star Wars universe. But those cosplayers are more than welcome to change their names to Green or marry someone named Greene.”
Frontier’s Greenest Flight in the Galaxy operates from Denver to GREEN-ville, S.C. using the most fuel-efficient aircraft in existence, the A320neo. In addition to the free flight promotion, the airline will also be encouraging humanoids to live greener with sustainable giveaways throughout the week. For more details and to enter to win, visit: http://bit.ly/F9GreenWeek
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