DNA Research Suggests Loch Ness Monster Actually a Gungan
LOCH NESS, SCOTLAND — Could the nearly 90-year-old mystery of the Loch Ness Monster finally have been solved? Answers are pointing towards YES! Researchers have discovered Gungan DNA in the famous lake which leads credence to the theory Nessie may be a relative of one Jar Jar Binks.
BBC News recently reported that a team of biologists from Naboo, led by Professor Neil Panaka of the University of Theed, ran DNA samples found in the lake and found a staggering amount of Gungan DNA. The landmark discovery has shocked the scientific community, because Gungans have never migrated to Scotland, if immigration records are to be believed.
“Yeah there’s proof that there are at least one hundred Gungans living in Loch Ness and according to our 23andMe packet one is related to Jar Jar Binks, a famed general and senator from Otoh Gunga, Naboo. We will continue our research.”
— Professor Neil Panaka
The professor has secured a bongo to search through the Loch and find the Gungan’s residence as he expects to discover a hidden underwater city and hopefully a passage through the planet’s core which will help transportation and logistics companies in the future.
We will report more as this develops.
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