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Aaron Carter Wants Darth Maul Raptor Legs

Trouble singer Aaron Carter is looking to make another upgrade — this time from the ground up, with a pair of Darth Maul raptor legs. 


Carter FaceTimed with us from the “THOT Tub” in his recently purchased 9,000-square foot Canadian estate. The pop star revealed his ambitious plan to have cybernetic leg surgery in order to become the “biggest thing in music.”

“Bruh, I’m going full Darth Maul. 5-foot raptor mech legs, straight up. Black Sun in the mother—-ing house. I’m sitting in pure maple syrup right now. You feel me,” said Carter.

The “I Want Candy” singer believes a Sith-inspired makeover will help him get a leg up in the music industry. 

“I’m looking to dominate and at last reveal myself to the Jedi — and my 12-year old son. Bet you didn’t know I had one of those, right? FACT CHECK ME. I’m lit ayyy efff.”


Carter is aware many people won’t understand where he’s coming from, but believes history will be very kind to him and the Sith. “We da best in the game,” added Carter.

Darth Maul’s raptor legs as seen in the Star Wars Clone Wars episode “Revenge”

The robot leg announcement comes hot on the heels of a series of bizarre social posts by the singer. Carter recently revealed his Darth Talon face tattoo on Instagram, along with the world’s largest collection of death stick paraphernalia in the shape of lightsabers, which led to concerns about his mental health.

The pop star’s brother, Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys fame, has filed a restraining order against him to prevent self-harm or any further regrettable body augmentation.

“Nick trying to get all Savage Opress on me… and I’m just out here living my best Sith life. Hashtag blessed.”


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