Faking Star Wars Holiday Gift Guide 2019
Don’t know what to get that special Star Wars fan in your life for Christmas, Festivus, Hanukkah, or Life Day? Your worries are over. Odds are they’ve all-ready purchased all the hottest Star Wars merchandise for themselves. So the staff at Faking Star Wars has compiled a list of the must have Star Wars items for this holiday season that even the most fanatical Star Wars fan may have overlooked.
Tickets to Jumanji: The Next Level
Aside from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker there are plenty of other options at your local multiplex this holiday season. And the latest entry in the Jumanji series is the action-adventure/comedy that Star Wars fans will love and want to watch more than The Rise of Skywalker!
Rose Tico Dolls
Forget Barbie, Rose is the doll girls want this year! We spoke to local Dollar General and Goodwill store managers and they confirmed Black Series Rose Tico figures (from two years ago) are the hottest toy this holiday season. Instead of seeing them rot on store shelves you can buy eight of them, one for each night of Hanukkah, your family won’t even notice!
“Baby Yoda” Merchandise
Before you cry foul and claim it won’t be available until after Christmas, you can probably find the hottest knock off plush baby Yoda at your local swap meet, flea market, or Etsy store. Maybe ask Grandma to knit you a one of a kind Baby Yoda. You’ll be the envy of every Han and Leia on the block!
The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra
Seriously. Dust of that slave Leia metal bikini and set your safe word to “Utini” to spice up your love life with this wildly inappropriate unauthorized Star Wars product!
Life-Size Jar Jar Binks Doll
This is for the true die hard Star Wars fans! A quick search on eBay revealed at least 2 or 3 people selling a full sized replica of the most Bombad Gungan in the galaxy!
Sheev on the Shelf
While most people already own one, we can’t make a holiday gift guide without including the one and only ‘Sheev on the Shelf’. For more info on this insidious little guy, check out our review on it from a few years back.
Faking Star Wars Apparel and Accessories
Last but not least is official gear from our TeePublic store. They are the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for your mum, gradfather, step-son, or father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former room mate! Slap an Ask Sheev sticker on your ugly Sithmas sweater. Carry gifts for your loved ones to your in-laws house in a Flirty Kenobi tote bag. Wear the FSW Radio hosts’ faces proudly on a warm, snug hoodie as you roast chestnuts over an open fire.
Did we miss any? What are you asking Santa Kluad to bring your for Life Day? Let us know in the comments below or hit us up on Twitter.
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