Ben Solo Spotted Cavorting With Ghost Of Jyn Erso
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA — Rey made have stolen a kiss from Ben Solo during his last breath, but it appears “there is another” romantic interest for the bad boy in the afterlife.
Sources are reporting that the late Solo was spotted taking long walks along the beach with the ghost of Rebel Alliance hero Jyn Erso.
“They were both topless and necking… carrying on like newlyweds. It’s quite rare to see one half of a Dyad settle down with someone other than the other half they’re prophesized to belong to,” said 74-year-old clairvoyant-to-the-stars Esther Wilkinson.
According to the veteran medium, Solo wasted no time in moving on from Rey.
“I think he was creeped out by her being a Palpatine. Calling herself a Skywalker was the final straw. That really pushed him away… and right into the arms of another woman. Older, wiser, and not so perfect.”
Could it be? Might the legendary “Stardust” have stolen the plans to Solo’s heart? If true, this will likely devastate Rey and the thousands of fans who have been hoping Solo would somehow bridge realities to write a happier ending with Ms. Skywalker.
Ms. Wilkinson’s report has us pondering so many possibilities:
Should Rey somehow reach out to the ghost of Cassian Andor out of spite? What would a romance between Ben Solo and Jyn Erso be called? BenJyn? Kylyn? Would they be able to have a baby?
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—William “Willybobo” Bobo
