Fans Still Confused on Return of Palpatine
PASADENA, CA – While The Rise of Skywalker has been in theaters for nearly two months now, some Star Wars fans are still confused as to how Palpatine returned in said film.
“We still haven’t gotten any answers!” said fan Billy Bernstein, a 29-year-old male retail worker. “I’ve been sending tweets to Pablo Hidalgo and Kathleen Kennedy every day since the movie came out and I still have not gotten a response. It seems even JJ Abrams and the Story Group cronies are so embarrassed by that crap excuse of a film that they won’t talk to the fans and give any answers.”
Bernstein isn’t the only salty fan as it seems even Sheev devotees are confused by how the dark lord returned.
“I loved [The] Rise of Skywalker, but I’m confused by how Sheev is back. He blew up on the Death Star II. I’m happy I got to see his sexy bod again though.”
–Lori Quick, @Unknown_Regions on Twitter
Will we ever get answers for how Darth Sidious returned? Probably in an upcoming comic or the novelization set to release on March 17th, 2020. But are you upset that Palpatine came back? Do you think he was a chump and got beat too easy? Let us know in the comments below or hit us up on Twitter.
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