Harrison Ford Unloads Massive F Bomb Payload At 40,000 Feet
ORANGE COUNTY, CA — During a recent press junket for Call of the Wild, Harrison Ford made history with the largest air-to-ground F bomb drop in history. The interviews, which Ford insisted be held aboard his modified Aviat Husky propeller plane, got off to a great start with a standard Q & A session at 40,000 feet in the air. However, 15 minutes into cruising altitude, things hit a rough patch.
An intrepid reporter from USA TODAY went off script and started to ask Ford about Star Wars, one of his least favorite subjects. The reporter (who will remain nameless out of respect for their safety) asked the famously cantankerous leading man whether Han Solo came back as a Force ghost or not in The Rise Of Skywalker.
Suddenly, a large noise was heard throughout the passenger cabin. According to our sources, Ford placed the plane on auto-pilot and changed into a bomber flight jacket, while air in the cabin began to crackle.
Just as the seatbelt lights turned on, Ford launched into a series of bizarre stretches. The USA TODAY staffer and fellow reporters anticipated a Call of the Wild as the star appeared to attempt Downward Facing Dog.
In reality, Ford was prepping his payload. What happened next landed this particular flight in aviation history.
Ford let out a string of 100+ F bombs that couched his answer to the reporter’s question in an explosive display of airborne interview dominance. Here’s is just a small part of Ford’s spectacular bombing run:
“I (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) have no (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) idea what a (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) Force ghost is. And I don’t (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) (expletive) care!“
Needless to say, that was the last Star Wars question during the (expletive) Call of the (expletive) (expletive) Wild press junket at 40,000 feet.
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