Frog Lady Names Surviving Tadpoles After Baby Yoda
In the ultimate sign of respect, Frog Lady and Frog Gentleman‒the amphibious couple who were reunited thanks to Din Djarin‒have named all 12 surviving tadpoles after Baby Yoda.
“Yes, the child ate some of my unfertilized eggs, which technically could have resulted in the end of our family line…but he’s just so darn cute. Honestly, I’d rather be the last of my kind in a universe where the child was smiling than raise our brood in a universe where he was sad” said Frog Lady through a translator.
Frog Gentleman isn’t as fond of the mischievous 50-year-old, but he’s willing to go along with whatever his partner wants. “Happy frog wife, happy frog life.”
FSW is proud to reveal the names of the frog couple’s miracle tadpoles:
The Child 1
The Child 2
The Child 3
The Child 4
The Child 5
The Child 6
The Child 7
The Child 8
The Child 9
The Child 10
The Child 11
The Child 12
“It was either that or Frogger Jr. for all of them,” said Frog Lady. When asked whether things would get confusing around the house given the similar names, Frog Gentleman points to pro boxer George Foreman.
“He’s got five sons named George and they manage. Plus, I have like three times his energy, so the math works out. We’ll be fine.”
FSW reached out to Djarin and the child for comment, but the comms aboard the Razor Crest were still down at the time of publication.
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