Fan Celebrates Gina Carano’s Firing By Ingesting Cara Dune Figures
Following the announcement from Lucasfilm that Gina Carano will not be appearing in any Star Wars property moving forward, Star Wars fan and YouTuber Geoffrey Hartford went live on Twitch to share his thoughts on the matter. What started as a healthy discourse on what went down became something much more bizarre as Hartford shifted into overdrive and danced on Carano’s metaphorical grave. The podcaster then took his Cara Dune Funko POP and Black Series figures and began tearing them apart and finally swallowed all the pieces.
Of course this didn’t go well for Hartford as he began to feel sick after dropping Dune’s Black Series mini-gun down his gullet. After the stream ended, Hartford’s mother, who was watching the broadcast, called 911 and the paramedics arrived just in time before Hartford passed out. The YouTuber was taken to the hospital and rushed into surgery to have the pieces of Cara Dune cut from his guts.
Luckily for Hartford, the surgery was successful and he’s in recovery at the George Lucas Center for Disgruntled Star Wars Fans, under the care of world renown psychologist Dr. Whilhem Bobofreud. If you would like to donate towards Hartford’s medical bills please join our Patreon because every dollar we raise goes towards the recovery of fans who were slighted by Disney, Lucasfilm, and/or any of their current or former employees.
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