Palpatine Stumbles Multiple Times as He Exits Lambda Shuttle
Emperor Palpatine stumbled twice and fell as he descended the ramp to his personal Lambda-class T-4a shuttle on Friday on board the Death Star II. The emperor was briskly walking down the ramp of the Imperial shuttle before appearing to trip, attempting to gather himself, then tripping again.
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According to sources, Palpatine’s entire torso went 90 degrees horizontal when he stumbled the second time. Palpatine then got up and made it the rest of the way out of the shuttle. Another source stated that Palpatine was down on his knee for a moment, before getting up and pausing briefly while rubbing his knee.
Imperial Palace Communications Director Janyor Tuki elaborated on Palpatine’s condition.
“I know folks have seen that Emperor Palpatine slipped on his way down the ramp of his shuttle, but I’m happy to report that he is just fine and did not even require any attention from the medical team who travels with him,” she said. “Nothing more than a misstep on the ramp.”
Thank the Maker that our Emperor is safe and not injured after his fall.
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