New Reports Suggest Covid Vaccines Reduce Midi-Chlorian Count
COCO TOWN, CORUSCANT — Several new reports are hitting the Holonet claiming Covid vaccines are not only fighting the novel coronavirus but also removing all traces of midi-chlorians within beings’ blood who get the shots. This is coming from multiple sources who have requested to remain anonymous but is there truth in what they are saying?
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Conspiracy theorists believe this is the work of the Empire with a grand plan created by none other than Emperor Sheev Palpatine himself to eradicate all Force sensitives in the galaxy. Ironic, as the Emperor was one of the first to get the vaccine back in December of last year and has been doing well after getting his second dose.
However, believers of this conspiracy are on both sides of the divide with supporters of wiping out midi-chlorians pronouncing:
While those who think this is a violation of the galactic constitution have saying other things:
A close friend of Faking Star Wars, Cam Ray, received his second dose of the vaccine yesterday and noted that his m-count has severely dropped and has excruciating pain in his mouth. Could this be the work of Palpatine? We will let you decide.
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