EPCOT Censors ‘Klaud’ Wall To Be Less Of A Penis
One of the world’s most popular penis backdrops for Instagrammers has been cut for good.
The ‘Klaud’ wall, a very suggestive structure on the grounds of the Morocco Pavilian at EPCOT, will no longer greet families with its 12-foot tall dong in the shape of the alien Klaud from Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker.
In its place, Disney has erected a doorway within a smaller, squatter structure. However, the penis chimney has lost the canopy or head as its informally known to EPCOT veterans.
“This is another assault on men perpetrated by Kathleen Kennedy. Look what they did to my boy,” cried men’s rights activist Toby Watkins, who believes the penis wall reduction is part of a conspiracy to replace all men in Star Wars with “soy boys” and strong women.
Others disagree, claiming the phallic wall had no place in a family-friendly theme park. “Frankly, I’m glad the shlong is gone. No one needs to see that while eating a beef brewat roll with goat cheese and kalamata olives,” said concerned Facebook mom, Jessica Newton.
What do you think? Did Disney go too far in removing the chimney penis? Is there a more appropriate place for them to erect a new ‘Klaud’ wall? Let us know in the comments or hit us up in social.
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