“Obi-Wan Kenobi” Actor Kumail Nanjiani Takes The HGH Ground
Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’ve been put on notice: Kumail Nanjiani is out for what’s yours.
“Bruh, I’ve got enough HGH in me that I can crush entire systems with these guns,” said Nanjiani during a work out session at a Los Angeles-area Crunch gym. The 43-year old comedic actor has nearly doubled in size over the last 12 months in preparation for his roles in Marvel’s Eternals as well as the Obi-Wan Kenobi series for Disney+.
“Honestly I don’t think anyone in the Marvel or Star Wars universe has a buffer body right now. I challenge any of them to come forward and flex next to me. I’ll clown them all! Just look at me!! I have taken the HGH ground and I don’t care if Ewan McGregor is training with Ray Park or whomever, there’s no way he has more muscle mass or definition than this.”
Almost on cue, Nanjiani sprouted a six pack within each of his eyebrows while flexing for FSW. We asked him how long his body could sustain the absurd levels of HGH he’s been taking every morning for close to a year now.
“I chase the HGH down with a cocktail of Covid vaccines every day to take the edge off. My wife thinks it’s crazy but you know what else is crazy? These insane traps I’m sporting now. Workout goals, am I right?”
We reached out to McGregor for comment but have yet to hear back.
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