Apple Reveals Star Destroyer AirTags
In a live keynote held at Starkiller Base 2, Apple announced the long awaited and much rumored Star Destroyer AirTag. The circular tag is designed to be attached to oversized space vessels like Star Destroyers, Super Star Destroyers and even Death Stars, enabling them to be tracked using Bluetooth via Apple devices in the Find My app.
Any U1 device like the iPhone 12 can now be used by members of the First Order to guide them right to the death-dealing device they may have misplaced. Combining visual, haptic, and audio feedback, Star Destroyer AirTags aim to make it easier to keep tabs on entire fleets.
“We’re excited to bring this incredible new capability to the Emperor and his dedicated staff. With the combined might of Star Destroyer AirTags and our vast Find My network, losing a trillion dollar space ship is no longer a concern for the First Order,” said Kaya Thrawn-Chang, Apple’s vice president of Worldwide iPhone Product Marketing. “With its unparalleled finding experience, and built-in privacy and security features, the Star Destroyer AirTag removes the primary danger of navigating The Outer Rim. As of today, it’s impossible to misplace a moon-sized weapon of mass destruction!”
Each Star Destroyer AirTag is made of stainless steel, hopes and dreams of conquered aliens, and is IP67 water and dust resistant. The small, lightweight devices feature a built-in speaker that plays the sound of the Emperor cackling to help locate them, and the cover is removable so users can easily replace the battery.
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