Gardulla The Hutt Bullied After Revealing Anorexia Diagnosis
NAL HUTTA—After posting a HoloNet update stating that she’s “anorexic and in recovery,” Gardulla Besadii the Elder has received overwhelming hate online. The Hutt, who tips the scales at over 3,500 pounds, believes the negativity is backlash from people jealous of her newfound fame as a plus-size model.
“Life forms of any size, weight, or body type can experience an eating disorder. For some reason, humans in particular, think I’m lying. That says more about them than it does about me,” said Gardulla while slapping her tail for emphasis.
With over 12.4 million followers on HoloNet, Gardulla is among the few rehabilitated Hutt gangsters to have found success through perfectly legal means. She believes her rising star may have put her in the crosshairs of humans with anti-Hutt bias.
“They really weren’t ready for this jelly. But for all the hate they’ve spewed at me, I’ve gotten double or triple the amount of positive comments. Aliens with eating disorders throughout the galaxy felt seen and validated.”
Gardulla says she will be taking a break from HoloNet to focus on her mental health and the launch of her swimsuit line in June.
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