Spider-Man Stunt Bot Caught Swinging With Kylo Ren Animatronic
Disney Adventure’s Avengers Campus has just opened but it’s already caught up in controversy. Late last night, a Disney Imagineer (to whom we’ve sworn anonymity) found the marquee star of the new Marvel theme park area in a very risqué position.
According to our source, the Spider-Man Stunt Bot somehow came to life and swung over to the Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge portion of the park. The Imagineer, who was doing a routine maintenance check on the Rise of the Resistance ride, was stopped in her tracks by an unbelievably erotic scene between two high-end electronic figures.
Below is the full exchange of what she witnessed:
Kylo Ren: You have what I want.
Stunt Bot Spider-Man: Some people don’t think so.
Kylo Ren: But you do. And I will take it from you.
At this point, Kylo Ren used the Force to lower Stunt Bot Spider-Man, who had been hanging upside down from the rafters. Once within range, the Spidey bot lifted its mask and planted a mechanical kiss (typically reserved for Mary Jane in the comic books and films) on Kylo Ren.
The pair were lip-locked for at least two minutes, before Stunt Bot Spider-Man lifted Ren and swung him to and fro above the soundstage, all the while still locked in a passionate kiss.
Our eyewitness could not believe what was happening. Unfortunately, she inadvertently leaned against a wall and turned the lights on, completely ruining the moment. Both animatronic figures immediately shut down, despite being in a compromising position.
The Imagineer spent the next hour trying to separate the pair without damaging their heads, which are filled with delicate sensors. After spraying their mouths with WD-40, she was finally able to break up the kiss.
Next she carefully loaded Stunt Bot Spider-Man onto a forklift for his return trip to Avengers campus. As they drove out of the Star Wars ride, however, Kylo Ren sprang back to life momentarily and said, “I will finish what you started.”
Both animatronic figures were both sent for reprogramming, but the anonymous Imagineer doesn’t think it will work. “Love is a virus, and they got it bad for one another.”
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