Shocking Footage Emerges of Darth Vader Assaulting Co-worker
IMPERIAL CENTER, CORUSCANT—It’s been a rough go of it for the Galactic Empire as of late. First a farm boy turned terrorist destroys the Emperor’s peace-keeping space station and now a high ranking member of the Emperor’s court is tied up in a shocking scandal. A holo-recording of Darth Vader, Emperor Palpatine’s right hand man, has been released to the HoloNet which features the Dark Lord of the Sith assaulting one of his co-workers aboard an Imperial Star Destroyer just days before the Death Star was destroyed.
The video, which we won’t be sharing due to the graphic nature of the content, shows Lord Vader lift his open hand towards the co-worker, whose family requested they remain anonymous, and crush their windpipe using the Force. Vader doesn’t release his co-worker until Grand Moff Tarkin, recently deceased in the destruction of the Death Star, commands Vader to release them.
According to sources within the Emperor’s inner circle, the holo-recording is not real and is actually a deep fake released by Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan. She is said to be a liar, a traitor, and in league with the terrorist organization known as the Rebel Alliance. Organa is also rumored to be the one who leaked the plans to the Death Star to the HoloNet, shortly before it’s destruction.
So what do you think? Is the footage of Lord Vader real or deep fake propaganda released by the radical Rebels? Let us know in the comments below and hit us up on Twitter.
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