Han Solo Gets First Shot
MOS EISLEY–Galactic smuggler and war hero Han Solo made headlines recently when photographers spotted him getting his first shot of the COVID-19 vaccine. The footage of Solo getting his first shot has been played widely over several media stations, though some viewers claim that it’s been altered and suggest a different version of events.
“Han obviously got his first shot,” said Alden Harrison, 31, of Los Angeles after viewing the footage. “Everyone who’s watched the video knows that!” The footage showed Solo seated at Chalmun’s Spaceport Cantina in Mos Eisley. The cantina has been temporarily converted into a vaccine clinic, though some have voiced concerns about possible health code violations in such a wretched hive of scum and villainy. The odd music played at the cantina has also driven some would-be patrons away.
“It’s actually unclear from the footage whether Han really got his first shot,” commented renowned filmmaker George Lucas. “In fact, this video makes it look like Greedo got both of his shots before Han even got one. Maybe someone needs to revise the footage to make it even clearer what happened!”
Sources also note that Solo has thus far neglected to return for his second shot. Local medical experts tried to remind Solo of the likelihood of contracting the virus with having gotten his first shot only. Solo merely answered, “Never tell me the odds!”
When asked for an eye-witness testimony on the events in question, Greedo simply answered, “Maclunkey!”
The footage in question can be viewed here.
Originally posted on Marvelous Movies.
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