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Disney-Skipping Privileges To Cost $30

ORLANDO, FL—After facing immediate backlash for its upcoming Genie service for parkgoers, Disney has announced a similar service for those who can’t afford to visit Walt Disney World or Disneyland.

Genie- will give families the option of skipping a visit to any Disney parks for $30 a day per family member. The service will use MagicNet 5G-enie technology to track everyone residing in or visiting the states of Florida and California. Once the system recognizes a person not geo-located within a Disney park, it will serve up a $30 fee for the privilege of skipping Disney park’s exorbitant fees.

“We’re proud to constantly innovate in service of bringing the Disney experience to families of all socio-economic backgrounds,” said Disney CEO Bob Chapek. “Now everyone in Florida and California can experience a magical cash grab without waiting in lines or even stepping foot inside our parks. This is a win-win for everyone.”  


When asked about people who may not be interested in a premium Disney experience for not visiting their parks, Chapek answered with a question of his own, “Then what the hell are they doing in Florida or California?!”

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