EA Announces New Star Wars Games
Hungry Star Wars gamers are eating well this week! EA recently announced three new Star Wars games were in development: a Fallen Order sequel, a first person shooter, and a real time strategy game, however in typical EA style, all three games were canceled an hour later as it turns out they submitted the wrong list to the media. But do not dismay Cal Kestis fans, as they did provide the proper list of games that are actually in the works
Without further ado, here is the full run down of Star Wars video games in active development from EA and Respawn.
- Die Like A Padawan VR: In this virtual reality experience you play as a padawn being killed by Anakin during Order 66 in Revenge of the Sith. There’s no way to win as many times as you try. Exclusive to Nintendo Labo Toy-Con 04 VR kit.
- Boba Fett: Vespa Racer: A spiritual successor to the classics Star Wars Episode I: Racer and Super Bombad Racing. Boba Fett organizes a Vespa race between his new followers.
- Name That Ship: A group game in the vein of Jack Box in which pictures of Star Wars ships appear on the screen and you have to identify the name. Your friends vote on the best answer and points will be awarded to the party favorite and the canon answer however there will be updates that will constantly change the canon name so that you’ll always be wrong.
- Star Wars Droids Monopoly: All the graphics hand drawn, similar to Cuphead, and will look like the original Droids cartoon. The notorious Kybo Ren will even reappear!
- Jedi Fallen Order Episode XII: They’re skipping 2 through 11 and going straight to 12. In this, you play a very old Cal Kestis who keeps falling down and needs help getting up. Use code “Medical Alert System” when you purchase from online retailers for a free walker upgrade!
- LEGO DUPLO Star Wars: The Complete Saga: They took the LEGO Star Wars game but dumbed it down for the littlest tiniest of babies. Plus it will be a Sega Pico exclusive.
- Star Wars Battleback: It’s Battlefront, but the camera’s view is from the opposite side. Good luck in the Ewok Hunt mode.
- Star Wars Bounty Hunter 2: A sequel to the 2002 game Star Wars Bounty Hunter. You play as Boba Fett however you don’t go after any bounties, but instead go on a journey of enlightenment and character growth. Get the deluxe edition to go on an even longer Peyote Lizard Vision Quest to obtain more than one gaffi stick.
- Star Wars The Cloners: Set during The Clone Wars, you play a Kaminoan making copies of Jango using a Xerox machine. Goal is to see how many times you can say “Makin’ cop-ies” as each clone is created. Supposedly will be more addictive than Flappy Bird.
- Star Wars Pogs: All the fun of pogs, but in a video game! Plus Anthony Daniels will be reprising his role of C-3PO as the host of the game, explaining the rules of galactic pogs and doing motion capture of both the gold droid the slammer smashing the stack of pogs.
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