Last Minute Super Bowl Half-Time Line-Up Changes Causing Chaos
LA, CALIFORNIA — Given the continued spread of Covid-19 and advanced age and frailty of the originally scheduled Super Bowl Half-Time performers, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and Eminem, a decision was made to replace the geriatric 90’s rappers with a younger, more disease resistant group of performers. Rumor has it that planners are scrambling to address the last-minute changes to the line-up.
Sources close the Super Bowl Half-Time Planning Committee report that the Mods of Tatooine have been invited to perform a musical medley of both original compositions and a few classic songs from the free-swinging years of 1960’s British pop. While the change has not been announced officially, our reporters in the field have confirmed sighting of a group of garishly colored, Vespa-like speeder bikes outside a Los Angeles quarantine facility, which would indicate the arrival the street gang for their Earth musical debut.
Ms. Drash, the unofficial leader of the plucky gang of modified teenagers, has expressed interest in diversifying her group’s influence and taking the Mods galaxy-wide stating, “We want to be known for more than our unnecessary spin moves and low-speed bike chases. In fact, I feel charged with a personal responsibility to speak my truth through pop music and share it on the some of the universe’s biggest stages.”
It has not been confirmed whether or not Boba Fett will be making an appearance. TMZ managed to get their hands on some grainy cell phone footage of an unidentified armored figure riding a rancor on the field at SoFi Stadium. However, there is speculation that it could be related to the Monster Truck Rally which is scheduled for the week after Super Bowl LVI.
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