Next Slate of Fired Star Wars Directors to be Announced at Celebration
LONDON, UK — A source close to the higher ups at Lucasfilm has informed FSW that a lineup of newly hired directors for unannounced Star Wars films will be fired shortly after their revealing at Star Wars Celebration on April 7th. Luckily for you, our source, who may or may not be once of Jacen’s cousins, was able to send us the list.
The list, which was written on an Applebee’s napkin by none other than Kathleen Kennedy, includes the following directors to be announced then promptly fired.
- Jaume Collet-Serra
- Peyton Reed
- David S. Samberg
- M. Knight Shyamalan
- Scott Beck and Bryan Woods
No word on Taika Waititi or Rian Johnson’s previously announced films as these are new directors who haven’t been announced yet but we are sure they are also on the list. Which of these directors would you have liked to see direct a Star Wars film? Let us know in the comments below or hit us up on Twitter.
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