Ki-Adi-Mundi Claims 100 Years Are The Same As 1,000

**Coruscant, Galactic Core** — In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the Jedi Temple, Master Ki-Adi-Mundi claims that a century is equivalent to a millennia. But that’s not all—actor Terrance Howard has joined the fray, presenting a groundbreaking mathematical formula that proves time is a flat circle.

**The Ki-Adi-Mundi Conundrum**

Ki-Adi-Mundi, known for his cranial ridges and unconventional theories, addressed the Jedi Council yesterday. “My esteemed colleagues,” he began, “we’ve been living in temporal ignorance. A century? A millennia? Mere semantics! Let us redefine time.”

The Council exchanged bewildered glances. Yoda’s ears twitched like confused Ewoks. “Explain, you must,” he said.

Ki-Adi-Mundi paced dramatically. “Consider this: A century is a hundred years, correct?”

The Council nodded hesitantly.

“Well,” Ki-Adi-Mundi continued, “a millennia is a thousand years. But what if we squish them together like a cosmic sandwich?”

Mace Windu frowned. “Squish?”

“Yes!” Ki-Adi-Mundi exclaimed. “Imagine a temporal blender. We toss in a century, add some millennia seasoning, and blend until smooth. Voilà! A temporal smoothie!”

**Terrence Howard’s Mathematical Revelation**

Enter Terrence Howard, acclaimed actor and secret math enthusiast. Sporting a Jedi robe, Howard stepped forward. “Listen up, galaxy!” he declared. “I’ve got a formula that’ll blow your minds.”

He scribbled on a holographic chalkboard:

“Behold!” Howard said. “This is the ‘Time-Flattenator.’ Plug in a century or a millennia, and it spits out the same result: ‘Temporal Unity.'”

Obi-Wan Kenobi raised an eyebrow. “But what does it mean?”

Terrence grinned. “It means time is a flat circle, my friends. A cosmic pancake. Ki-Adi-Mundi’s right!”

**The New Galactic Calendar**

The Jedi Temple erupted into debate. Yoda hobbled to the center. “Worried, I am. Confuse the younglings, this will.”

Ki-Adi-Mundi waved a hand. “Nonsense! We’ll teach them the new math. ‘Padawans, today we learn about the Hundred-Year Hutt War!'”

And so, the galaxy embraced the Ki-Adi-Mundi-Howard paradigm. They recalibrated calendars, held “millennium parties” every century, and debated whether to rename the Clone Wars the “Centennial Skirmish.”

**Ki-Adi-Mundi’s Tragic End**

But tragedy struck. Ki-Adi-Mundi slipped on a banana peel and fell into a black hole. His last words echoed across the cosmos: “A century… or a millennia… it’s all the same!”

Terrence Howard shed a single tear. “He was a temporal visionary.”

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