“I’d Love To Be In a Star War!” Said an A-List Celebrity
You know that one guy or gal from that one movie? Well they want to be cast in Star Wars! Wow! Who would have thought a sane actor would want to cash in and be part of a multi-billion dollar franchise? Read on to learn which of your favorite A-List celebrities would drop everything for the chance to be in Star Wars. Get them on the phone Disney!
Drax the Destroyer himself, Dave Bautista is one of the many celebrities campaigning to be cast in an upcoming Star Wars film. Being a veteran of sci-fi, appearing in Guardians of the Galaxy, Bladerunner 2049, and Avengers Infinity War, Bautista is well suited to hop into the galaxy far, far away.
Academy Award-nominated actor, Ethan Hawke also wishes to join the Star Wars cast. He has been trying to get in on the cold hard galactic cash since 1980! Let’s not forget he starred as Jolly the Pimp in 2017’s Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. He would be perfect as a scummy villain in a Tatooine cantina.
American actor/director/writer/etc. Tommy Wiseau has been tweeting to many Star Wars cast members, requesting an invite to the galaxy far, far away. Our sources have told us that Mark Hamill has gotten fed up with Tommy and blocked him on all social media platforms!
Millie Bobby Brown and her Stranger Things castmate Gaten Matarazzo have been pandering hard to Disney and Lucasfilm to appear in an upcoming Star Wars project. So far as even dressing as their favorite characters on Halloween! Many Star Wars fans have been begging for Brown to play a young Leia and Matarazzo a young Chewbacca for a while now and we at FSW hope this picture isn’t all we will get.
Star of AMC’s The Walking Dead, Andrew Lincoln also wants to be in a Star Wars. Lincoln wants to play a middle aged Luke Skywalker in a live-action project between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens. We are told his Walking Dead co-star Chandler Riggs is keen to take up the role of young Ben Solo since he was turned down to play Ben’s daddy Han No-Last-Name in Solo: A Solo Star Wars Solo Story.
And finally, former Disney It-Girl Lindsay Lohan really, really, really wants to be Mara Jade in a Star Wars live-action project, especially if it’s opposite Andrew Lincoln’s Luke Skywalker. She has reportedly been working on her Coruscanti accent in case she gets cast in the role!
So did your favorite actor/actress make the list? Ours sure did! Can you guess which actor is each FSW staff member’s favorite? Let us know in the comments and hit us up on Twitter!
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