Rian Johnson Dunks On Haters, Impresses Hamidou Diallo
Director Rian Johnson’s Twitter game is so strong, his recent dunking on haters is getting love from none other than newly crowned NBA Slam Dunk Champion Hamidou Diallo.
Johnson’s dunk involved an expertly played animated gif of Donald Duck ducking his head under a pillow. This epic slam put an end to rumors that his still-in-development Star Wars trilogy would be G rated. As preposterous as that sounds, it was a piece of nasty speculation being spread by unsavory characters within the fandom.
The swift dismantling of haters thoroughly impressed Diallo, who is fanboy-ing very hard over Johnson:
“Bruh, Rian makes dunking over Shaq look easy. His next trilogy may not be G rated, but my goodness that Twitter dunk was hardcore. He gets a 10 from me, and I’d love to someday dunk on fools together. That’s my dude. Can you guys get me a meeting? Imagine me dunking on villains in his movie, while he’s dunking on haters online. Sicko mode!
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