Kylo Ren Becomes Youngest Self-Made Quadrillionaire Ever
The heir apparent to Lord Vader, Kylo Ren (formerly Ben Solo), just became the galaxy’s youngest quadrillionaire, according to the 2019 Forbes Quadrillionaires’ List.
Ren’s net worth rose to astronomical levels upon his seizure of former Supreme Leader Snoke’s assets, which included 4 systems made up of planets made of diamonds, 24 Karat gold and platinum.
As the new Supreme Leader, Ren’s quadrillions and lifestyle will surely help bolster the First Order’s war chest. His understated goth aesthetic stands in stark contrast to that of the late Snoke, who preferred to surround himself in opulence.
Unimpressed by Ren’s financial achievement? Here’s a bit of context: at 29 years old, Anakin Skywalker had already been Darth Vader for two years and was only worth approximately $6MM galactic credits. Even adjusted for inflation, that’s only $100MM, a far cry from his grandson’s extreme wealth.
Ren may have miles to go before his villainy can hold a lightsaber to Vader’s, but his income already reigns supreme.
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