Mike Zeroh Gives Up Spoiling Star Wars For Lent
SUNDERFIELD, ONTARIO — Infamous Star Wars leaker and spoiler-monger Mike Zeroh is finally taking a break from his daily YouTube uploading schedule. Don’t worry, Zeroheads! He isn’t quitting the spoiler game, but rather observing the Catholic ritual of Lent.
Zeroh, a devout Catholic, takes time off from his YouTube duties every Lenten season to focus more on prayer, doing penance, repenting his sins, almsgiving, and denying of his ego.
So where did the roughly 50 uploads come from since Ash Wednesday? Well, it turns out Zeroh produces entire weeks’ worth of videos in advance, then schedules them for public viewing pleasure during the season of Lent.
To that end, Mike will be refraining from writing any new Star Wars leaks, filming and editing videos, and creating new uploads for YouTube until Easter Sunday on April 21st. Zerohaters will notice Zeroh is also abstaining from block them on Twitter when calling out his fakery. I guess a block from Zeroh will be a lovely Cadbury Creme Egg in your Kylo Ren Easter basket come next month when he returns online.
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