Barista Promises You’re Totally Going To Love The Star Wars Latte Art You Totally Didn’t Ask For
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON— All month long, patrons of Common Grounds (formerly Bump N Grind) have been treated to feminist Star Wars latte art, courtesy of 32-year old barista Blu Rain. According to the part-time performance artist, Women’s History Month deserves to be part of everyone’s coffee drink, and the Star Wars tie-in really makes it “out of this world.”
“I guarantee you will love my latte art or you’re a sexist pig. You really don’t have a choice in the matter.”
–Blue Rain, barista at Seattle’s Common Grounds coffee shop.
Among the veteran barista’s creations are silhouettes of Princess Leia, Queen Amidala and Rey, along with popular feminist slogans, including “The Force is Female” and “Sisters Before Misters.” The latte art is available free of charge with purchase of coffee drink, exclusively at Common Grounds through the month of March.
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