Top 10 Really Cute Things D-0 Will Do In Episode IX
Sheev Palpatine isn’t the only cutey featured in The Rise Of Skywalker. The finale to the Star Wars saga will also see the debut of precocious droid D-0 (pronounced kyo͞ot!!!). Part pizza cutter, part megaphone, and all cute, the gender-neutral D-0 will serve as BB-8’s sidekick throughout the film, no doubt getting into adorable hijinks together. FSW spies have confirmed D-0 will be give porgs and ewoks a run for their money in the cute department. Don’t believe us? Check out the Top 10 Really Cute Things D-0 Will Do In Episode IX.
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