Our Fake-O-Meter Feeds On Latest Episode IX Leak
Whoa, another Rise of Skywalker leak! Today’s leak comes to us from Twitter user, PAO Retro Machine. You can find the original tweets where the following info comes from HERE. Beware as this may all be accurate info. SPOILERS AHEAD!!
SPOILERS!! SPOILERS!! SPOILERS!!
This film’s info is being very well protected but there are some unofficial internal leaks doing the rounds as of now:
- Rey is Han & Leia’s daughter.
- Luke saw this power in Rey as a child and left Kylo’s training unfinished which led to Ren’s hatred towards Rey and Luke causing the destruction of the new Jedi temple. Kylo doesn’t want Rey to know who she is, that’s the reason he lied to her saying her parents were nobodies.
- The Emperor found a way to live through the hate of a Skywalker, in this case Kylo Ren.
- He took possession of Kylo Ren’s mind since before TFA. W/ the help of Rey, Kylo will find a way to end Palpatine’s possession & will join Rey to destroy the Emperor.
- Kylo and his sister will rise and bring balance to the Force once again as the Skywalker family reunites.
- After destroying Palpatine, there will be the long awaited Han & Leia funeral.
- Luke alongside Anakin, Yoda & Obi-Wan (who were all present during Rey’s training with Luke pre-TFA) are set to make a final appearance as Force ghosts during the final celebration.
- Liam Nesson filmed a scene as Qui-Gon Jinn (Force ghost) but his part has been cut from the final film due to his controversial comments last February. There are no details of what was Jinn’s role in the story.
- The Hutts will return
- Billy Dee Williams’ Lando Calrissian has a minor role in the movie.
- Staff members have seen a man w/ the Darth Vader suit on location Bedforshire, UK. Some rumors suggesting that at some point Kylo Ren will wear the iconic suit of his grandfather.
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