Fan Cancels Disney+ Membership After Ripping New Clone Wars Episodes
NEW BRUNSWICK, TN — Star Wars fan Marcus Samuels has done the unthinkable. The twenty-two-year-old has canceled his Disney+ membership after only being subscribed for six months. The iPhone tech support call center operator, who has been working at home due to the current pandemic, had the idea while speaking to a client who needed help with the capture feature on his iPhone 7.
“It was like a wave of euphoria,” Samuels told FSW. “If I turn on screen capture on my laptop, I can just record all the episodes. No more paying for this service I only watch Star Wars on.”
Within minutes of screen recording the final episode of The Clone Wars, Samuels’ internet was shut off and agents of the Disney police force showed up at his door and arrested him.
“I spent two days in Disney jail. It’s like regular jail but I was surrounded by cartoon villains instead of people who look like they want to hurt me. It wasn’t bad actually but I did have to turn over all Star Wars merchandise I owned to pay my bail.”
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