Geode Says Korg Doesn’t Have Half His Stones
WARNING: THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER SPOILERS INSIDE
BRIDGE OF THE STAR SHIP VESSEL – Geode, the Vintian navigator and infamous ladies man, has thrown the first stone with his scathing criticism of Korg, a fellow rock-like being from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Following a special screening of Thor: Love and Thunder, Geode took issue with Korg and his “one dimensional, corny performance” along with the “plot armor” afforded him by the film’s director Taika Waititi, who happens to voice Korg.\
“Zeus hits him with a little lighting and Korg just explodes, which is pathetic, but to make matters worse, the amount of stones he produces… I had more as a teenage rock. Oh, and somehow his blathering idiot face somehow survives… el oh el. Trust me, when we explode, the mouth is the first to go.” – Geode
Despite his scathing critique of Korg’s actions in the film, Geode wants to make it very clear, he is a friend and ally to the LGBTQIA2S+ rock community.
“I’m as open minded as a rock can be. I love that Korg and his boyfriend can make stone babies by holding hands. I’m not too keen on his species only being born male, though, but that’s just because I’m a hetero hornball. That said, I just think Korg went down too quickly in battle, and that makes other stone-likes look terrible. It’s a step back for all of us.” – Geode
We reached out to Korg for comment, but did not hear back in time. What do you think? Does Geode have a point or is he just being a smooth brain? Let us know in the comments or in social. Thor: Love and Thunder is now in theaters!
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