AshleyMadison.com Hack Traced Back To Star Wars Fallen Actor
Recently the “anonymous hookup” website AshleyMadison.com was hacked and user information was sold on the dark net. The hack was traced by the CIA to a source Star Wars fans will recognize all too well. Hit the jump into cyber hacking hyper space to read more.
This just in from a source calling himself Mr. Robot Sux: A top tier team of CIA cyber operatives spent 48 straight hours working on a trace back to the source of the AshleyMadison.com hack. Chief of CIA Cyber Terrorism Unit, Paul Bristol said, “While working through the coding used in the hack our people had a very difficult time with it. We had never seen code that looked like the type used in this incident”. Bristol then showed the media an example of the code….
Any Star Wars fan surely exclaimed “GTFO!!!” upon seeing the code used in the hack. It appears that the hacker actually wanted to be found because the trail led to a live web cam with an IP located in Dillon South Carolina.
Once the team found the path into the webcam they couldn’t view its content until 36 levels of a home-made Rampage-style game for the Nintendo Entertainment System starring Boba Fett was completed. After 24 hours of intense gaming the team finally completed the last level and the video feed was visible. The team was shocked when they saw the face on the other side.
Yes. Jake “Broadbent” Lloyd has yet again found himself on the wrong side of the law. Law enforcement was dispatched to Lloyd’s South Carolina residence immediately but there was no one there when police arrived. Looking at Lloyd’s surroundings in the video feed the CIA is fairly confident he used a fake IP and is actually living on Djerba Island here….
Josh Trank has been brought in for questioning. Stay tuned to FSW for more on this story as it unfolds.
Comrade out.
