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Spoilers: Part of The Force Awakens Script!

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This may be a bit strange but we recieved an email from J.J. Abram’s cat. Yes, that’s right folks, a cat. Anyway, J.J.’s cat named Tingle, after the Legend of Zelda character himself, has emailed us what he was able to read off of J.J.’s computer and it has to do with Adam Driver’s character. Click “Read More” to see the script.

104 EXT REBEL ALLIANCE BASE – DANTOOINE

THE MILLENNIUM FALCON IS AT THE END OF THE RUNWAY POWERING DOWN.

PILOTS IN ORANGE JUMPSUITS RUN TO THEIR X-WING FIGHTERS.  ALLIANCE SENTRY WITH RIFLES IN HAND OFF THE RUNWAY AT EASE.

HANGAR BAY 2 OPENS. DORLAN SOLO STANDS AT THE READY. CLOSE UP OF DORLAN, HELMET UNDER ARM. HE RUNS FROM HANGAR BAY 2.

DORLAN RUNS PAST HIS X-WING. GROUP OF FOUR MEN IN ALLIANCE UNIFORMS MEET HIM ON THE PATH INCLUDING FINN MYKALS.

FINN – COMMANDER SOLO.

DORLAN – CAN’T TALK NOW MYKALS. MY FATHER JUST LANDED.

DORLAN DROPS HIS HELMET TO CARRY AT HIS SIDE WHILE CONTINUING TO WALK PAST FINN AND OTHER ALLIANCE MEN.
HE FOLLOWS AFTER DORLAN.

FINN – I KNOW SIR BUT I HAVE A REQUEST.

DORLAN STOPS IN HIS TRACKS HE LOOKS ANNOYED.

DORLAN – I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO ASK AND FOR THE LAST TIME NO. WE HAVE ENOUGH PILOTS FOR THE ATTACK ON PHASMA’S FLAGSHIP.

DORLAN CONTINUES TO WALK TOWARDS THE MILLENNIUM FALCON. FINN DOESN’T GIVE UP, HE FOLLOWS AFTER DORLAN.

FINN – BUT SIR–

FINN IS CUT OFF BY THE SOUND OF THE MILLENNIUM FALCON’S ENTRY RAMP DESCENDING.

AS THE RAMP FINISHES LOWERING CHEWBACCA EXITS TAPPING BUTTONS ON THE HYDRAULICS MECHANISM ON HIS CYBERNETIC LEFT ARM.

CHEWBACCA LETS OUT A ROAR OF SATISFACTION AS THE GRIP OF THE CYBERNETIC ARM LOOSENS AT THE ELBOW. CHEWBACCA REMOVES THE ARM AND PLACES IT IN A BAG HANGING FROM HIS BANDOLEER. CHEWBACCA PUTS HIS INJURED LEFT ARM IN A SLING.

HAN SOLO FOLLOWS BEHIND.

HAN – MOVE IT CHEWIE. YOU CAN MESS WITH THAT THING ONCE WE’RE INSIDE.

HAN SEES DORLAN WAITING FOR HIM. HAN CONTINUES DOWN THE RAMP WITH A SLIGHT LIMP.

HAN – DAMN THESE NEW BOOTS.

DORLAN – FATHER.

HAN – HELLO DORLAN.

HAN KNEELS DOWN TO ADJUST HIS RIGHT BOOT.

HAN – THERE.

DORLAN – HAS ADMIRAL ORGANA BRIEFED YOU ON THE RESCUE MISSION?

HAN – YEAH.

HAN LOOKS DOWN UNEASY ABOUT THE MENTION OF HIS FORMER WIFE. THEN BACK AT DORLAN.

HAN – SHE HAS. PHASMA’S GOT LUKE UP IN HER DESTROYER OVER MORABAND.

THEY START WALKING TOWARDS HANGAR BAY 2. FINN IS STILL FOLLOWING.

HAN – I FLY THE FALCON INTO THEIR HANGAR, KIRA AND CHEWIE TAKE ARTOO TO THE HANGAR’S COMPUTER, ARTOO FIND’S LUKE’S HOLDING CELL, KIRA USES THAT LIGHTSABER OF HERS TO GET THROUGH PHASMA’S GOONS AND I SIT IN THE FALCON TRYING NOT TO PANIC AS MY ONLY DAUGHTER, YOUR SISTER, RUNS THROUGH THAT SHIP TO FIND HER UNCLE AND NOT GET KILLED IN THE PROCESS. ALL THE WHILE, YOU AND THE ROGUES FLY AROUND ON THE OUTSIDE TO BRING DOWN THE OTHER DESTROYERS.

DORLAN – YEAH. THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT.

THEY STOP NEXT TO DORLAN’S X-WING.

FINN – GENERAL SOLO?

DORLAN ROLLS HIS EYES. FINN LOOKS AT MYK.

HAN – FINN. I DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE.
HAN SAYS SARCASTICALLY.

FINN – IS THERE ROOM FOR ME IN THE FALCON SIR?

DORLAN – MYKALS YOU ARE OUT OF LINE–
HAN CUTS DORLAN OFF.

HAN – SURE. I’D LIKE SOMEONE WHO CAN SWING A “LASER SWORD” BACKING UP KIRA.

HAN LOOKS AT CHEWBACCA.

HAN – NO OFFENCE CHEWIE.

CHEWBACCA GRUFFS AND SHRUGS HIS SHOULDERS.

FINN – THANK YOU SIR! I WON’T LET YOU DOWN.

HAN – GREAT KID. GO GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER AND MEET ME AT THE FALCON IN TEN.

FINN SALUTES HAN.

MYK – YES SIR! THANK YOU SIR!

FINN RUNS OFF INTO THE HANGAR. CLOSE UP OF DORLAN.

DORLAN – WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?

FINN WALKS INTO THE HANGAR NOT LOOKING AT DORLAN. DORLAN AND CHEWBACCA FOLLOW BEHIND.

105 INT REBEL ALLIANCE BASE – DANTOOINE

HAN – WHAT?

PILOTS RUN DOWN HALLWAY AND OTHER OFFICERS GOING ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS.

DORLAN – UNDERMINING MY AUTHORITY AGAIN!

HAN – WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DORLAN RUNS AHEAD AND STOPS IN FRONT OF HAN LOOKING HIM DEAD IN THE EYE.

DORLAN – YOU ALWAYS DO THIS! WHATEVER I TELL MY MEN, YOU ALWAYS COME ALONG AND GIVE THEM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ORDER THAN WHAT THEY ARE ALREADY CARRYING OUT.

HAN – THIS IS ABOUT FINN?

DORLAN GETS IN HAN’S FACE.

DORLAN – AND DAMERON LAST WEEK AND KATARN BEFORE THAT!

SHOT FROM THE SIDE. HAN POINTS AT DORLAN. BYSTANDERS TRY NOT TO STARE.

HAN – LOOK KID! I’M THE SENIOR OFFICER AT THIS BASE. MY WORD IS OVER YOURS. I’VE BEEN DOING THIS A HELL OF A LOT LONGER THAN YOU HAVE, SPORT, AND IF I GIVE A DIFFERENT ORDER TO THESE MEN THAN YOU, THEY HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME.

DORLAN MOVES HAN’S HAND OUT OF THE WAY. DORLAN WALKS TO HIS X-WING SILENTLY, FUMING.

CHEWBACCA GRUFFS AT HAN.

HAN – I DON’T KNOW WHERE I WENT WRONG WITH HIM CHEWIE.

CHEWBACCA BARKS A QUESTION.

HAN – MAYBE IT DOES HAVE TO DO WITH LEIA AND ME SEPARATING, BUT THAT WAS YEARS AGO. YOU THINK HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN OVER IT BY NOW.

HAN SIGHS AND CONTINUES WALKING DOWN THE HALL CHEWBACCA ON HIS HEELS.

Tingle went on to explain to us that Dorlan Solo becomes Kylo Ren and is portrayed by Adam Driver.

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Sheevel Knievel

Stunts, Assassinations, Faking, Shaking, Nirvana, and Rum. Co-Founder of FakingStarWars.net. Formerly known as Darth Dwight.

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