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Pablo Hidalgo Celebrates Copa Victory with Chilean Sea Bass & Joke Tweets

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — Following Chile’s victory over Argentina in the Copa America, Lucasfilm Creative Executive Pablo Hidalgo is said to have celebrated with a meal reflective of his heritage.

According to a source who doubles as a server at a local eatery often frequented by Hidalgo: “He ordered Curanto, Chilean Sea Bass, Chapalele, plus Canadian Bacon and washed it all back with Pisco Sours.”

It appears Hidalgo was in a jolly good mood following the penalty shoot out victory by his national team. Our spy mentions giggling accompanied by lots of texting or tweeting or snapping or something.

Another source claims Hidalgo’s Twitter profile displayed “parody account” once again because of his seemingly good spirits.

“He fired off a string of funny tweets, some of which even involved Star Wars, but the best were his jabs at Messi!”

As of this morning, however, there is no sign of “parody account” on Hidalgo’s profile or these mysterious tweets at Messi’s expense. Might Hidalgo be regretting his joke tweets after the Argentinian icon announced his retirement, and began a mass exodus of players from the Argentina’s national team?

In any case, congrats to Chile, Pablo Hidalgo, and Argentina for putting on a mighty good show last night.

-El Goober

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