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Drupf to Build Wall Around Niima Outpost & Make Teedos Pay

NIIMA OUTPOST, JAKKU — Newly elected village administrator, D’Nald Drupf has announced that he intends to construct a wall around Niima Outpost to keep out all Teedos. When we reached out to Drupf for a comment, a representative of the administrator had this to say:

“The Teedo tribe is a cancer to the residents of Niima Outpost. Their constant need to steal from honest scavengers, lack of respect for anyone, and frequent attacks on local law enforcement has gotten out of hand. A wall will solve this problem. Keeping the Teedos out will make Niima Outpost great again.”

While we at FSW agree that many of the Teedos have gotten particularly out of hand as of late, we feel it may be a bit extreme to construct a wall around the outpost to them all out. FSW has several Teedo on staff and they are kind individuals, regardless of confusing them with one another since they all go by the name “Teedo.” (It gets particularly confusing when our Jawa interns start screaming “Utinni!”)

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