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Naked Adam Driver Terrorized Rian Johnson On Episode VIII Set

Adam Driver Naked!

In a recent interview with FSW, actor Adam Driver told Jacen’s ginger-headed cousin about a scandalous encounter he had with Star Wars Episode VIII director Rian Johnson. The actor confessed he chased Johnson around the film set stark naked, and one of his costars was able to snap a photo of the ordeal before Driver could reclothe.


The former U.S. Marine-turned-actor had this to say about Johnson;

“Well, he used to pay visits to us in our trailers like at base camp. You know, you’re shooting a big movie, it takes a lot of time [so] you’re chilling out. He would just kind of rock on up, and he came into my trailer one day and I was butt-naked.

I probably just took a shower because we had just filmed a scene under a rain tower. I’m sure there was a logical reason.

[Rian] comes in – and look, I’m an impulsive dude. So, I just kind of went after him. Oscar Isaac, who plays Poe [Dameron] in the movie, I could hear behind me saying, ‘Sick him, boy.’ You know, you got to go with one of these things.”


Shortly after his confession, Jacen’s cousin surprised Driver with a photo of his naked escapade. An anonymous costar from Episode VIII snapped a photo of the actor chasing Johnson, and it looks rather hilarious and wholly NSFW. Driver can be seen running full speed ahead after Johnson who looks understandably taken back.

While the naked Driver photo was too lewd to show on family friendly FakingStarWars.net, we are sure you can find the images with a quick Google image search if you must see them… cringe.

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Link Voximilian

The artist known as Link Voximilian leads the parody department of FSW as the Head of Creative Content. He is an avid fan of Star Wars, Marvel, and Nintendo, a skilled musician, and an aspiring sci-fi/fantasy author. Aside from writing for the site, Link also dabbles in graphic design using MS Paint to create low-effort t-shirt designs. He currently resides in a double-wide, in the middle of nowhere on Corellia, building Lego sculptures, repairing guitars, and collecting way too many dark helmets and masks.

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