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Trump Fires Back at Mark Hamill

Trump Fires Back at Mark Hamill

After provoking the ire of President-elect Trump on Twitter, Star Wars actor Mark Hamill has found himself on the receiving end of some less-than-flattering tweets. This morning Trump went on a rant directed at Hamill, taking shots at his career as a voice actor in children’s cartoons as well as his performance in The Force Awakens. The tweets have since been deleted by Trump’s social media manager, but FSW managed to screenshot them for all to see.

An insider tells us the President-elect was so angered by Hamill reading his tweets in the voice of the Joker, he considered using the same tactic with a twist. In true Trump fashion, our next commander-in-chief planned to read Hamill’s tweets in the stereotypical voice of either Watto (slimy slave trader from The Phantom Menace) or a “sissy boy like Mark.” Trump’s plan for revenge was foiled however when he realized he had no idea how to record his voice with his iPhone.

Without further ado, here’s what Trump tweeted:

Tell us how you really feel, Donald! Yikes that is some grade A primo venom. As of this writing, Hamill has yet to reply to the tweets. We suspect he may be taking the high road on this one.

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Hailing from the fictional planet of Yarvin IV, which is populated by bumblebee people, is Willybobo. As the Editor-in-chief of FSW, he strives to make the Star Wars fan community a better place for nerds and geeks everywhere. Willybobo was a very active member of the Cantina Star Wars fan forum so you may recognize him from there. He lives with an urn carrying the ashes of his former master, and spends all day asking the mighty Sheev for advice.

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