Daniel Logan Becomes First Mandalorian-American
BEVERLY HILLS, CA — Let out a celebratory war cry, fellow Americans, as Daniel Logan is officially a citizen of the United States of America! In a ceremony held earlier this month, on Logan’s 30th birthday no less – the youngest Boba Fett became the first-ever Mandalorian-American. Junior Fett was immediately feted by his elder bounty hunter selves, Mandalorian-Englishmen Jeremy Bullock and Mark Austin along with Mandalorian-kiwi Temuera Morrison. The group of Boba Fetts held a Skype blaster party in honor of the landmark moment, where a toast quickly became a roast as the elder Fettsman playfully teased Logan in their native Mando’a language.
As for why the sudden life change for Logan: a source close to the bounty hunter claims his newfound citizenship was motivated by the Second Amendment and the possibility of war on a massive scale. We’re told Logan believes that under President Donald J. Trump, the United States may experience more wars than the hundred-plus that ravaged the Mandalorian colony Concord Dawn. Naturally, the mercenary wants to be able to enjoy it all on the frontlines.
Logan has already taken to his newfound status as an American, finding great pleasures in off-roading, wake-boarding, and bounty hunting at area Walmarts.
Of course, Logan has also begun stockpiling hundreds of legally obtained firearms.
For Logan, however, dual-citizenship provides access to more than simply motorsports and guns. Now the merc-for-hire will able to work on a greater number of high-profile American productions. Rumor has it he’s being eyed for a Dog the Bounty Hunter team-up as well as a pivotal role in the fast-tracked John Wick 3 film starring Keanu Reeves. A birdy also told us the world’s first Mandalorian-American is being considered to star as Spike Spiegel in a TV adaptation of the beloved anime Cowboy Bebop. Look out, Deadpool!
Congratulations on your American citizenship, Daniel! Welcome to the beautiful insanity.
-Your friends at FakingStarWars.net
